DEMS at the SOTU tonight looked like they got hit with a surprise pop quiz on “How to Look Presidential While Your Party Is Actively Imploding 101”… and they clearly didn’t study. They sat there blinking like Windows 95 trying to open a 4K video — total system freeze. Every time the camera panned over, you could practically hear the dial-up modem noises coming from their section. By the end they were shuffling out like they just found out the open bar was actually just seltzer water and existential dread. Faces screaming “404: Confidence Not Found.” They’ve got less momentum right now than a deflated campaign balloon in February. Completely lost, and totally cooked. -

THANK GOD TRUMP WON, folks! If the DEMS had kept the keys, they’d have driven this country to the brink of no return in a rusted-out Prius, windows down, screaming “defund the brakes!” while Kamala tried to parallel-park into Venezuela and Biden napped in the backseat with the turn signal on for four straight years. Massive, beautiful thank you to every single PATRIOT in the Trump Administration for yanking the wheel, flooring it, and SAVING AMERICA—like absolute legends! You didn’t just save the country, you saved us from the world’s most expensive Uber ride to hell. #SOTU 🇺🇸🦅🚀 -

Was just informed President Trump is wheels down in Palm Beach, Florida to attend our wedding tomorrow at Mar-a-Lago—THANK YOU POTUS Trump, a true honor! THANK YOU to all family and friends who joined us tonight in Palm Beach—We love you all!!! 💍❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🚀 -